At one level throughout Bruce Arians’ press convention capping his farewell as the Tampa Bay Buccaneers head coach, he took one final jab on the conspiracy principle certain to linger properly past the 2022 season. Particularly, the one which put Arians at loggerheads with quarterback Tom Brady, allegedly resulting in the quarterback’s temporary retirement this offseason.
“People got to write shit,” Arians mentioned. “It couldn’t be further from the truth.”
It was an attention-grabbing second, as a result of it leans into reinforcing a query that has by no means been absolutely answered about Brady. The one which seeks to know why, after lower than six weeks, Brady decided to suddenly come back out of retirement on March 13. A change of coronary heart that occurred regardless of seemingly nothing tangibly altering with the Buccaneers group. The roster definitely wasn’t any higher. Certainly, you can truly argue it was properly on its option to getting worse with the retirement of Pro Bowl offensive lineman Ali Marpet, to not point out the handful of free agent losses that had been on the horizon. The teaching employees and entrance workplace? At that exact second, nothing was totally different — nor did it seem headed for any adjustments in anyway. Brady’s contract? There wasn’t some sweetener all of the sudden added by possession or the entrance workplace.
The reversal by Brady was…odd. Not solely that, it was just about utterly unanswered. The NFL’s information cycle was cranking so quick, we by no means actually had time to cease and drill down on Brady’s imprecise journey of revelation. A short interval of discovery that took him from “I am not going to make that competitive commitment anymore” on February 1 — to “These past two months I’ve realized my place is still on the field and not in the stands” on March 13.
Not for nothing, but it surely wasn’t even two months. It was 5 weeks and 6 days. Which is solidly lower than two months. However nonetheless apparently lengthy sufficient for Brady to revise the largest determination of his profession and return with out something actually altering all that a lot past an opaque epiphany. No less than not for an additional 17 days, when one thing fairly important modified. Arians, who had known as his allegedly strained relationship with Brady “bullshit,” up and determined it’s the right time for him to step aside and hand the reins to defensive coordinator Todd Bowles.
A sudden change by Arians that supposedly occurred due to Brady’s unretirement, however in a approach that’s 180-degrees counter to something beforehand reported. In response to Arians, he’s stepping apart now as a result of he wished Bowles to educate a workforce with Brady on the helm — not as a result of Brady wished to play for a workforce that didn’t embrace Arians within the head teaching seat. And Brady supposedly unretired with out having any subject with this. Regardless of all his respect and admiration for Arians, he’s additionally completely cool if the man isn’t round on the teaching employees in 2022.
Positive. That simply makes complete sense. There’s nothing wonky about this storyline in any respect. Nor the truth that all of it appeared to come back collectively after Brady met with Buccaneers possession in London simply previous to his unretirement.
Lest anybody neglect, this alteration additionally comes with Arians being put into the workforce’s ring of honor and “elevating” him to a still-undefined place within the workforce’s administrative layer. And whereas he’s in that place, a supply tells Yahoo Sports activities that he’ll earn the identical cash written into the contract extension he signed solely 9 months in the past. Which is a superb payday for many who can simply step apart into it.
By the best way, this is identical Arians who mentioned in January he was positively teaching in 2022 and informed NFL Community that very same month, “I’m coaching ‘till I can’t.” Additionally the exact same Arians who spoke defiantly on the NFL Mix earlier this month about not letting Brady play wherever else and gave the impression of he was all-in on subsequent season — even to the purpose of beginning to vet his subsequent suite of quarterback choices.
However now he needs to step apart as a result of it’s truly the correct time? Greater than two weeks into free company and a pair weeks faraway from Brady returning? I suppose that’s one option to strategy stepping apart. Fairly handy, contemplating that Arians stepping apart instantly earlier than or after Brady’s unretirement would have stunk to excessive heaven. Not that it doesn’t now, however not less than the additional few weeks provides a tiny little bit of area to counsel one didn’t power the opposite.
The straightforward fact of it? We’ll doubtless by no means know precisely what occurred right here. Not with Brady already beforehand suggesting (or admitting) on HBO’s “The Shop” that he’s a 90-percent liar with regards to the media. And never with Arians having loads of incentive to form his profession narrative in a approach that avoids any suggestion of getting a professional beef with arguably the best participant in NFL historical past.
Sadly, this can be a league that repeatedly spits within the face of the bastardized “duck test” proverb. You already know the one: “If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it’s probably a duck.” That’s not how the NFL’s handbook on controlling narratives is written. As an alternative, this league’s boilerplate strategy to wreck management is commonly one thing alongside the traces of “If it looks like a duck, dress it like a chicken and start lying immediately.”
This entire Arians departure feels loads like that. Possibly it’s simply unlucky timing and circumstance for Arians, making all of it look some type of unflattering approach. Possibly Brady and Arians each miraculously had epiphanies about their future, and people revelations simply occurred to necessitate them parting firm regardless of not eager to.
Nonetheless this all actually went down, Arians mentioned one factor that’s positively proper: “People got to write shit.”
What he disregarded is that this: Generally the shit that will get written is strictly what it seemed to be all alongside.